Saturday, May 20, 2023

Ulysses the Sacker of Cities by Andrew Lang. Chapter 1: The Boyhood and Parents of Ulysses: Story Time ESL Listening

Story Transcript: docs, pub
Video HERE


[Notes: I know this says Chapter 1, but at this moment, I don't think I'll follow this up with chapter 2.  For the moment, consider this just a little experiment.
Regular readers of this blog will no doubt have realized that my ESL Storytime project has lapsed.  There are a few different reasons for this, but the primary reason is just lack of time.  I started out doing ESL Storytime videos back in July, 2018 , back in the days before I had kids.  Now I've got two kids, and it's a bit harder to juggle these things. I would, however, ideally like to get back into doing those videos someday.  So I've always considered my videos on Aesop's Fables and Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales to be on temporary hiatus.  Someday I'll get back to them.
And while I'm dreaming, I'd quite like to add Greek and Roman Mythology to my Story Time project.  
About a year ago, I actually started writing out drafts of my own retellings of Greek and Roman Mythology (Google Drive Folder HERE):
1. Introduction to Greek and Roman Mythology: docs, pub
2. In The Beginning: docs, pub
3. The Age of the Titans: docs, pub
4. The Birth of the Olympians and the Overthrow of Cronus: docs, pub
as well as trying to keep track of sources here: docs, pub

They're all still in rough draft form, but I had the idea that I would start at the beginning of Greek mythology and just work my way through the whole thing chronologically.  Or at least get as far as I could.
I also had the idea that as a supplement to my own retellings, I would also do recordings of Greek Mythology books that were in the public domain.  (Just about every public domain book is already on Youtube already, of course.  But I thought it would be fun to try my hand on it.  See if I could make the recording any better.  Why not?)
But this idea stalled out as well.  For the same reason.  I realized that I just don't have time for it right now.
I'm barely able to squeeze enough time out of my day to maintain one writing project.  And so, I decided that for the moment, the one writing project I wanted to concentrate on was writing my own story, rather than retelling someone else's story.
But every so often, I get the urge to try to get back into doing the other story projects.  And I try to convince myself that maybe I have time to do it all after all.
Such was my mindset yesterday.  I had a few too many cups of coffee at work, and as usually happens when I get overcaffeinated, I started dreaming of all the projects that I totally had time to do, and was going to start up as soon as I got home.
And I thought I would jump back into my project on Greek and Roman Mythology, and start recording books from the public domain.  
I decided to start with the books on my own reading list, so I went with Tales of Troy and Greece by Andrew Lang.  I copied the text over from Project Gutenberg.  Then I recorded it, and uploaded it to Youtube.
Then, I listened back to it, and realized that you could barely hear my voice.  (It works okay if you put on headphones and turn the volume up.  But if you're just listening to it from your computer speakers, you can barely hear it.)
I don't know what went wrong.  I used to be able to record with suitable audio on my computer--see, for example, this video I did on my computer last year.  The audio's not great--it still sounds a bit tinny (I'm not sure if that is possible to fix without upgrading my equipment), but at least the volume is fine.
So why isn't the volume working now?  I'm using the same settings and the same equipment.
I spent about 30 minutes trying to figure out what was going wrong, and couldn't figure it out.

...and then, the frustration of that whole experience, plus the caffeine beginning to wear off, plus the baby crying in the next room and my wife calling for help--all of that reminded me that I really don't have time to fool around with this right now.

Actually right now is a particularly bad time to be biting off any more projects.  We've got a few things going on right now.  I won't get into personal details, but we need to sort out a few bureaucratic things and file paperwork.  Maybe in 6 months or a year, I'll have more free time and can take another stab at this.
So, for now, I'm not going to continue this project.  But maybe I'll come back to it someday.]

Ulysses the Sacker of Cities by Andrew Lang

Chapter 1: The Boyhood and Parents of Ulysses


Long ago, in a little island called Ithaca, on the west coast of Greece, there lived a king named Laertes. His kingdom was small and mountainous. People used to say that Ithaca 'lay like a shield upon the sea,' which sounds as if it were a flat country. But in those times shields were very large, and rose at the middle into two peaks with a hollow between them, so that Ithaca, seen far off in the sea, with her two chief mountain peaks, and a cloven valley between them, looked exactly like a shield. The country was so rough that men kept no horses, for, at that time, people drove, standing up in little light chariots with two horses; they never rode, and there was no cavalry in battle: men fought from chariots. When Ulysses, the son of Laertes, King of Ithaca grew up, he never fought from a chariot, for he had none, but always on foot.


If there were no horses in Ithaca, there was plenty of cattle. The father of Ulysses had flocks of sheep, and herds of swine, and wild goats, deer, and hares lived in the hills and in the plains. The sea was full of fish of many sorts, which men caught with nets, and with rod and line and hook.


Thus Ithaca was a good island to live in. The summer was long, and there was hardly any winter; only a few cold weeks, and then the swallows came back, and the plains were like a garden, all covered with wild flowers—violets, lilies, narcissus, and roses. With the blue sky and the blue sea, the island was beautiful. White temples stood on the shores; and the Nymphs, a sort of fairies, had their little shrines built of stone, with wild rose-bushes hanging over them.


Other islands lay within sight, crowned with mountains, stretching away, one behind the other, into the sunset. Ulysses in the course of his life saw many rich countries, and great cities of men, but, wherever he was, his heart was always in the little isle of Ithaca, where he had learned how to row, and how to sail a boat, and how to shoot with bow and arrow, and to hunt boars and stags, and manage his hounds.


The mother of Ulysses was called Anticleia: she was the daughter of King Autolycus, who lived near Parnassus, a mountain on the mainland. This King Autolycus was the most cunning of men. He was a Master Thief, and could steal a man's pillow from under his head, but he does not seem to have been thought worse of for this. The Greeks had a God of Thieves, named Hermes, whom Autolycus worshipped, and people thought more good of his cunning tricks than harm of his dishonesty. Perhaps these tricks of his were only practised for amusement; however that may be, Ulysses became as artful as his grandfather; he was both the bravest and the most cunning of men, but Ulysses never stole things, except once, as we shall hear, from the enemy in time of war. He showed his cunning in stratagems of war, and in many strange escapes from giants and man-eaters.


Soon after Ulysses was born, his grandfather came to see his mother and father in Ithaca. He was sitting at supper when the nurse of Ulysses, whose name was Eurycleia, brought in the baby, and set him on the knees of Autolycus, saying, 'Find a name for your grandson, for he is a child of many prayers.'


'I am very angry with many men and women in the world,' said Autolycus, 'so let the child's name be A Man of Wrath,' which, in Greek, was Odysseus. So the child was called Odysseus by his own people, but the name was changed into Ulysses, and we shall call him Ulysses.


We do not know much about Ulysses when he was a little boy, except that he used to run about the garden with his father, asking questions, and begging that he might have fruit trees 'for his very own.' He was a great pet, for his parents had no other son, so his father gave him thirteen pear trees, and forty fig trees, and promised him fifty rows of vines, all covered with grapes, which he could eat when he liked, without asking leave of the gardener. So he was not tempted to steal fruit, like his grandfather.


When Autolycus gave Ulysses his name, he said that he must come to stay with him, when he was a big boy, and he would get splendid presents. Ulysses was told about this, so, when he was a tall lad, he crossed the sea and drove in his chariot to the old man's house on Mount Parnassus. Everybody welcomed him, and next day his uncles and cousins and he went out to hunt a fierce wild boar, early in the morning. Probably Ulysses took his own dog, named Argos, the best of hounds, of which we shall hear again, long afterwards, for the dog lived to be very old. Soon the hounds came on the scent of a wild boar, and after them the men went, with spears in their hands, and Ulysses ran foremost, for he was already the swiftest runner in Greece.


He came on a great boar lying in a tangled thicket of boughs and bracken, a dark place where the sun never shone, nor could the rain pierce through. Then the noise of the men's shouts and the barking of the dogs awakened the boar, and up he sprang, bristling all over his back, and with fire shining from his eyes. In rushed Ulysses first of all, with his spear raised to strike, but the boar was too quick for him, and ran in, and drove his sharp tusk sideways, ripping up the thigh of Ulysses. But the boar's tusk missed the bone, and Ulysses sent his sharp spear into the beast's right shoulder, and the spear went clean through, and the boar fell dead, with a loud cry. The uncles of Ulysses bound up his wound carefully, and sang a magical song over it. Then the blood ceased to flow, and soon Ulysses was quite healed of his wound. They thought that he would be a good warrior, and gave him splendid presents, and when he went home again he told all that had happened to his father and mother, and his nurse, Eurycleia. But there was always a long white mark or scar above his left knee, and about that scar we shall hear again, many years afterwards.


ULYSSES, WHEN A YOUTH, FIGHTS THE WILD BOAR AND GETS HIS WOUND IN HIS THIGH. ULYSSES, WHEN A YOUTH, FIGHTS THE WILD BOAR AND GETS HIS WOUND IN HIS THIGH.







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