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Tuesday, January 31, 2023

House of the Wolf Man: Movie Review

Background Information

This is an independent movie released in 2009.  
It is both an homage to and an unofficial sequel to the Universal Monster movies of the 1930s and 40s.  (I'm surprised that Universal Studios allowed this film to get made, given how clearly it infringes on their copyright.  But I don't know anything about the legal situation.)
The film is an unofficial continuation of the "House of..." series.
You see, in 1944, Universal Studios released House of Frankenstein, which featured Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolf Man all together in one movie.
Then, in 1945, Universal Studios released House of Dracula, which also featured Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolf Man all together.  
After 1945, Universal Studios decided the monster movies were no longer profitable, and stopped making them (W).  But it is reasonable to assume that if the franchise had continued, the next film probably would have been called House of the Wolf Man, and would have featured Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolf Man.
This 2009 production, then, functions as the unofficial House of the Wolf Man that never got produced.  It features all 3 monsters--albeit very briefly (more on that below).  And it features Ron Chaney--the grandson of Lon Chaney Jr, who played Wolf Man in the original movies.

Why I Watched This Movie

I've already talked on this blog about my affection for the old Universal Monster movies--here, here , here and here.  So I'm right in the target audience for a movie like this.  
I stumbled upon this movie last Halloween.
You see, after watching House of Dracula for Halloween in 2021, I was thinking about trying to make watching old monster movies a yearly Halloween tradition.  So I was searching Youtube to see if any class monster movies were freely available this year.  And I found House of the Wolf Man instead.  I had never heard of it before, so I researched it briefly (looked up the Wikipedia page, and the IMDB page) and it looked pretty interesting.
Plus, the comments on the video sounded encouraging:
...etc

"Okay," I thought to myself, "If I can't find any classic Universal monster movies on Youtube this year" (and I couldn't), "...it might be fun to watch this instead as the next best thing."

Although as it happened, I didn't watch anything on Halloween.  It turned out that the idea of having 2 hours to myself to watch a movie was an absolute fantasy.
As I wrote in my 2022 Year End Movie Wrap Up: "120 minutes of peace and quite to watch a whole movie in the evening?  Not this year!"

But, this week, I actually have some time to myself, since the wife and kids are spending an extra week at the in-laws for Tet holiday (as I mentioned here and here).  So I actually have some time to watch movies this week.  And so after watching Capricorn One on Sunday, this was my next choice to watch.

The Youtube link is HERE.  I'm not sure if the video has been uploaded legally, so we'll see how long it stays up.  (Let's play a game.  If you happen to stumble across this post at some date in the future, click the link to see if it still works.  We'll see if we can track how long it takes Youtube to remove the video.)


After I watched the movie, I then read and listened to some of the reviews online.

The Review (***SPOILERS***)

So, after reading and listening to a lot of the other reviews, I noticed some very consistent criticisms:
* People felt cheated that the monsters only appeared for the last 10 minutes
* People felt that the acting in this movie was really bad
* On the other hand, people generally liked the atmosphere of this movie--the sets, cinematography, style, etc, all seemed to almost perfectly recreate the atmosphere of the 1940s monster movies.

As for myself, I'm going to part company slightly from this consensus.  I actually don't mind that the monsters didn't show up until the last 10 minutes.
The reason is because not showing the monsters until the last 10 minutes is totally the kind of thing Universal Studios itself would do back in the 1940s.  Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man, House of Frankenstein, House of Dracula--they were all movies with incredibly long build ups, and then only a couple minutes of the monsters fighting at the end.  So if this movie is going to function as a homage to the earlier monster movies, it's kind of appropriate that they pull this same trick.
Plus, I liked the long slow build up.  I liked the fact that the movie established this creepy castle atmosphere very early on, and then just kept us in suspense for an hour as we waited for something to happen.  It was a nice spooky atmosphere to just hang out in, and I was there for it.  (Take my opinion with a grain of salt, because I haven't had time to watch movies recently, so maybe I was just starved for the immersive experience of a film, and thus easily entertained.)

That brings me to the next point: the atmosphere.  And here I agree with everyone else.  The atmosphere in this movie was fantastic.  I agree that they did a great job of recreating the atmosphere of those old 1940s horror movies.
Actually, dare I say it, I think the atmosphere in this movie was better than the old 1940s movies.  Rewatching House of Dracula last year, it struck me the atmosphere in these old movies isn't quite as great as we remember it.  The gothic castles, the foggy roads, the cloudy night skies--these are all much better in our memories than in the actual movies.  
But House of the Wolf Man really does it right. They set up a wonderfully chilling dark castle on dark and stormy night.  I loved it.

Now, on to the final point: the acting.
Yeah, the acting quality is noticeably lower than it would be in a mainstream Hollywood movie.
I don't want to say that the actors are bad necessarily.  They're all doing their bit, and doing it passably well.  
You see, each character is a certain archetype.  There's the mad doctor, the sexy femme fatal, the quirky eccentric, the great white hunter, the jock and the intellectual.  The actors all play into their respective schtick's reasonably well, but they never seamlessly blend into their role the way an A-level Hollywood  star would.  You can never forget that they're actors doing a bit, and consequently never fully immerse yourself in the movie.
This is not an amateur production.  All the people involved in this movie are working professionals, but it strikes me that we are so spoiled by big-budget movies nowadays that we probably don't realize just how good the top Hollywood stars actually are.  Being a real Hollywood actor is probably like being an NBA basketball star--there are only a handful of people who can do it at that level, and that's why they get paid the big bucks.  The actors from House of the Wolf Man, on the other hand, are in the minor leagues.
They reminded me of the type of actors that you might see at a theatre-troupe in your hometown--professionals, but not superstars.

I was okay with their performances.  It wasn't great, but it was passable.  I thought each of them had just enough charm to make their characters slightly likable and interesting.  
In other words, I enjoyed the 60 minutes I spent with them as they talked to each other and tried to  work out the castle mysteries.  And I was sorry to see them go when they got killed off by the monsters at the very end.

But, my investment in them could have been a lot higher, if the screenplay had been just a little bit smarter.  And here we come to, in my opinion, the biggest flaws in the film.
The characters had no story arc or motivation to make me care about them.
The motivation for each character was the same: they each received an invitation to come to the castle, and possibly be selected to be the heir.  There's no indication that any of the characters needed the castle or the money.  They have no indication of any problems in their life or things that they needed or wanted.  They each simply appear to be thinking: "Free castle? Yeah, why not?"  And that's as much character motivation as we get.

The old 1940s monster movies, for all their many faults, at least understood that you have to give the audience a hook to get involved with the character's storyline.  So, for example, in House of Frankenstein, the characters have needs and angst--Lawrence Talbot is desperately seeking a cure, the hunchback Daniel is passionately in love with the gypsy Ilonka, but is tormented because she doesn't love him back.  Ilonka is in love with Lawrence Talbot, and wants to help him find a cure so they can be together.
You see, each character has something they need or want, so the audience is invested in their arc.
Same with House of Dracula--there's the hunchback woman who needs the surgery, and the doctor who wants to help her, and also wants to help Dracula.  And Lawrence Talbot again desperately seeking a cure, etc.  
I mean, those old 1940s monster movies had a lot of problems--they could really be cheesy and often have nonsensical logic.  But they at least understood the need for character motivation and arcs.  It's really screenwriting 101.

Now by contrast, the characters in House of the Wolf Man each have a personality (more of a broad archetype really, but we'll let it pass as a personality), and they each have a mysterious backstory which gradually gets revealed.  But they don't have any thing that they need or want--no character arc.

The other big problem with the script is another screenwriting 101 problem: set-up and pay-off.
During the first hour of the film, so much is made about the mysterious eyes behind the pictures (a.k.a the famous Portrait Painting Peephole trope).
When this first got introduced, I thought to myself, "Ah, classic!  Good.  This is a mysterious castle movie, so we're hitting all the classic tropes.  I love the sense of atmosphere here."
But as the movie progressed, it became clear that it wasn't just a touch of atmosphere.  The characters talked endlessly about the eyes behind the pictures, and it became clear that this was being set-up as a major plot point.  Who was watching them and why?
It's a bit of a boring mystery to spend so much time on, but okay.  The movie is clearly telling me that I need to care about this, so I guess I'll care about this.
But then, the whole thing just gets abruptly dropped with no resolution.  
There's a bit of dialogue at the end that indicates that a random guy behind a locked door was the one peeping through the pictures, but this dialogue was hard to catch because it was happening when a bunch of characters were yelling things at the same time.  I actually had to replay that scene a few times to decipher the dialogue.  And then, even if you do decipher it, so what?  We still don't know who this random guy is, and why he is peeping through the pictures.
[Actually, I just watched that scene again, and I take it back.  I think I do know who that random guy behind the locked door was. Based on the family relation words he uses ("grandfather", "father"), I think it was actually supposed to be Peter Frankenstein.  But it was not an obvious reveal at all.  You had to really be paying close attention, and know your monster movie history.  And we still don't know why he was looking through the holes.]
And there's a whole lot of stuff in the movie like that which is not explained at all.
Why is Elmira's character supposed to be more sensitive to the magic than her siblings?
Why did Dracula show up when he did, and why did he want to fight Frankenstein and the Wolf Man?
Etc.

Other Notes
* I think the characters got killed off just a little bit too quickly at the end.  A few of those deaths happened so quickly it was difficult to tell what had happened.  (Did the werewolf merely stun with that blow?  Or was that supposed to be a deadly blow?)  It was great that the end of the movie was so fast-paced, but we should have had the camera linger just a bit more to let the deaths sink in a bit.  After all, we had just spent an hour with these characters.  We had gotten to know them.  The movie had earned the right to make their deaths a bit more meaningful at this point.

* On the positive side, however, I did think that final scene around the dinner table, when Ron Chaney was just sitting their menacingly waiting, was suitably chilling.  Although his final plan, when he finally explained it, didn't really seem to make a lot of sense to me.  (Ron Chaney's character is yet another character who's lacking a good motivation in this script.)

Connections to the Old Universal Movies (the Easter Eggs)

So, it turns out that the mad doctor is the nephew of Bela (the old fortune teller from The Wolf Man Movie).  The silver cane from The Wolf Man movie also makes an appearance.  The famous Wolf Man poem ("Even a man who is pure in heart...") is alluded to, although not completed.

The mad doctor is also the son of Peter Frankenstein from the movie Son of Frankenstein.  Although I have to confess, I didn't catch this reference myself.  I had to have this pointed out by another reviewer on the Internet.
Another thing I didn't catch myself, but later read on the Internet, is that the song lyrics at the end "Life is short, but death is long" is from the song in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man.
There's also a brief shot of a jar with a tiny skeleton inside--the remains of one of the homunculi from Bride of Frankenstein.  
(The Internet has also noted Easter Eggs referencing the mummy and the creature from black lagoon, but I don't really care about those so much--I never considered those monsters were never part of the same universe as Dracula, Frankenstein and the Wolf Man.  At any rate, they never crossed over in the original movies.)

And I suspect there might be even more Easter eggs in this movie that I'm unaware of.  It has been, after all, many years since I've watched the old original movies, so I've probably forgotten a lot of stuff.
If you know of any extra Easter eggs, let me know in the comments.

As I mentioned above, this film is obviously setting itself up as an unofficial sequel to the Universal Monster movies.  Which makes me curious as to why Universal let it go ahead.  But I really have no idea what the legality of all this is, or what kind of deals (if any) were worked out.

Links

* Some reviews of this movie on Youtube that I watched are here, here and here.  They're all worth checking out.
* Author Kim Newman (whose Anno Dracula books I've reviewed here and here) reviews this movie on his website here.

I really wanted to like this film.  It's frustrating, because the atmosphere was so great, but the script just didn't come though.  And it's especially frustrating because with just a few tweaks in the script, it could have been a lot better.  (Because it's a low-budget independent movie, I'm going to say that the acting quality is beyond their control.  But the script problems could easily have been fixed without costing any extra money.)
As it is, though, I don't think I can give it more than a 3 out of 10 stars.  I mean, I enjoyed this movie when I was watching it.  But looking back on it after it is finished, there were just too many script problems to justify giving it a higher score than a 3.



Tuesday, July 05, 2016

The Legend of Tarzan

(Movie Review)

My History With Tarzan
I saw the 1932 Tarzan the Ape Man (W) once as a child.  I think I was about 9 or 10.  It was on TV one night.  I pleaded with my parents to be allowed to watch it, and they finally relented.

I never read any of the books, although I did read the first 3 books in the John Carter of Mars series by the same author.

Why I Saw This Movie
I didn't really have any good reason for seeing this movie, other than the fact that it was an excuse to get out of the apartment.  And besides, back in January I pledged to try to cut down on my mindless Internet surfing and Youtube videos and watch more real movies instead.

Negatives
* So, as every other reviewer has already commented, the racial politics inherited from the original source material are problematic.

* When the movie started out with Tarzan as Lord Greystoke, already rescued from the jungle and living in England, I was initially very happy.  This was not going to be a stupid origin story.  We're not going to have to sit through that stupid Tarzan and Jane story that everyone already knows anyway.  We can just cut immediately to the exciting stuff.
But that initial happiness was undercut very quickly when I realized that this was an origin story after all.  It's just that the origin story was cut up into flashbacks, and interspersed throughout the whole movie.
This was a horrible decision.  It just absolutely killed the forward momentum of the movie's plot.  Every time the story would start to go somewhere interesting, the movie would stop dead to go back and do another stupid flashback.
If the origin of Tarzan absolutely has to be retold one more time, than it would have been much better to just put all that stuff right at the beginning of the movie and get it over and done with.

* The editing on the action scenes is bad, the cuts are too quick, and it makes it hard to follow the action during the action scenes.  And if you have an action movie without any good action scenes---well, what's the point really?

* There's a lot of CGI animals in this movie.  Which I suppose is a necessary evil given the type of story they're telling.  (It's not like you could expect real gorillas or hippos to perform these kind of stunts.)  But unfortunately, we're still a long way off from believable CGI animals, and it's just way too obvious that all of the animals are computer drawn.

Positives
* Samuel L. Jackson delivers a great performance as Tarzan's constantly suffering companion.

* The transformation of Tarzan from his new life as an established English lord to remembering his jungle roots was interesting.

* The movie does a good job of conveying the sense of wonder and awe about the jungle.

*  Related to the above point, the scenery in this movie is pretty gorgeous.

The Review
In spite of all my complaints above, I was mostly entertained during the runtime of this movie.  The plot is mildly interesting.  The jungle scenes mostly played out with a sense of wonder, and the action scenes, while somewhat hard to follow at times, were basically okay.

Rating
3 Stars.  Not a great movie, but watchable.

Other Notes
* It was an interesting choice to base a pulpy action movie like this on real historical events.  But after having read, and thoroughly enjoyed The Scramble for Africa, I can appreciate the history behind this a little more.
For example, the 1884 Berlin Conference (mentioned briefly in the movie's opening subtitles) was a big event in that book.  As were the atrocities committed by King Leopold and the Belgium government in the Congo.  In fact, the horrors the Belgians committed in the Congo in real life were actually even worse than what was portrayed in the movie.

* The main Belgian bad guy is constantly carrying around a rosary (which he also uses as a strangling weapon).  The movie doesn't really attempt to do much more than that with the character or his religious background, so I wouldn't be inclined to make a big deal about it.  But other reviewers have read this as heavy handed symbolism (see here and here).
Are the filmmakers trying to make some point about religion?  I'd say no, because they don't really do anything else with it.  I'd see the way Christopher Waltz's characters uses the rosary as a strangling weapon as just a gimmick--the way all the old James Bond villains used to have strange and gimmicky ways of killing people (poison tipped shoes, deadly throwing hats, covering people with gold).
But just in case I'm wrong, and the film makers are trying to make a statement, let me say my two bits about this:
--Look, I'm no fan of organized religion.  Historically, Christianity has a lot of things to answer for.  But what happened in the Congo is not one of those things.  What happened in the Congo was purely exploitative capitalism.  In fact if anything, it was the missionaries, along with Christian do-gooders in America and England, who campaigned to end the atrocities in the Congo.  (See The Scramble for Africa).
Remembering the truth matters in this case because we are currently entering into a post religious age, in which the atheistic capitalists are going to try to convince us that these historical atrocities can all be laid at the feet of wacky religious nut-jobs, and have nothing to do with exploitative capitalist systems.

* While wasting my life surfing through videos on Youtube, I came across this interview with Alexander Skarsgard in which he talks about the incredible psychological cost of getting so ripped for this role.


Of course, it immediately made me think of Whisky's post on Hollywood and fitness training.

Link of the Day
Chomsky responds to the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Is the Man Who is Tall Happy?

(Movie Review)

Why I Saw This Movie
I've wanted to see this movie ever since it first came out two years ago.  (If memory serves, it was this avclub.com review which first alerted me to the fact this movie existed).
But I couldn't track down a copy in my area of the world.
And then, I discovered the website kisscartoon.me, which hosts just about any animated movie in existence.  (It's illegal, I assume, but I've never been a purist about copyright law).
And I discovered a copy of this movie on their website here.

The Review
It's not a bad little movie by any means.  Chomsky is fascinating to listen to as always.  But since there are a million and one Chomsky interviews and talks floating around on youtube already, it's a bit hard to pin down what is this movie's reason to exist.  It's essentially just a Chomsky interview that someone animated.  If you've seen Chomsky interviewed before, you've essentially seen this movie.
People more artistically inclined than I am will, however, appreciate all of the creative animation and visuals that Michel Gondry brings in.

Rating
3 out of 10 stars.  (I have a hard time figuring out what distinguishes this from the millions of Chomsky talks already out there on youtube, which makes it hard for me to give this a high rating as a movie.  As an interview though, it was just fine.)

External Links
Since I don't really appreciate art, I'll just quote from someone who does.  Here is a bit from the avclub review I mentioned above:

it’s a small relief that the interview-doc Is The Man Who Is Tall Happy?—subtitled “an animated conversation with Noam Chomsky”—smuggles in a fair share of the fantastic, smartly illustrating the MIT professor’s ideas with rapid-fire hand-drawn cartoons, mixed-media collage, and occasional Bolex footage of the man himself. There’s an almost trippy sensation as Chomsky’s deliberate cadence is overlaid with imagery that shows, say, the degree to which humans identify a tree by its placement rather than its genetic makeup. The contrast in tempos produces the feeling of arriving to class overcaffeinated—or alternatively, watching the graduate-seminar equivalent of Schoolhouse Rock.
Connections to Previous Posts
In the opening to the movie, Michel Gondry briefly mentions other Chomsky documentaries: Manufacturing Consent, and Rebel Without a Pause.

Michel Gondry also mentions the Russian novel Fathers and Sons in his discussion.

The best explanation I've ever heard of Chomsky's theories on grammar come from The Language Instinct by Steven Pinker, the content of which overlaps heavily with some of the discussions in this documentary.  (To illustrate the same grammatical principal, Pinker uses the very similar sentence "Is the unicorn that is eating flowers in the garden?")

Link of the Day
Noam Chomsky: Latin America is in regression

Monday, April 14, 2014

A Bridge Too Far


Why I Saw This Movie
          Although I was familiar with this movie’s negative reputation, I still like overly-ambitious epic films.  Also the all-star cast made me think that, good or bad, I would have to check this film out at some point.  Finally, the events in this film were described in The World At War, which I just recently finished watching, so I figured now was as good a time as any to watch this film.

The Positives
* Whatever else you may say about this film, it’s incredibly ambitious, and I like ambitious failures better than films where it is obvious nobody was trying.

* The all-star cast is amazing: Robert Redford, Sean Connery, Gene Hackman, James Caan, Michael Caine, Elliot Gould, Lawrence Olivier, Maximilian Schell, Ryan O’Neal, Anthony Hopkins--and that’s not even counting people I didn’t recognize, but whom Wikipedia assures me were also famous.

* Now that everything is done by CGI, it’s amazing to go back to the battle scenes in these old epic films and imagine just how much effort it must have taken.

Negatives
* The film ruins any kind of suspense it might have had by installing a sense of inevitability about the outcome right from the beginning.

* Part of the reason this film is such a mess is because it’s trying to tell the story of multiple military engagements—all under one umbrella plan, but each a completely different story in its own right.

* As a result of the multiple story lines being juggled, there are all sorts of characters, relationships, and minor plot points that are set up and abandoned.

* Related to the above point: poorly edited.

*Overloaded with War movie clichés

* Overloaded with British and American stereotype clichés.

* Doesn’t develop any of its characters, and then tries to derive pathos from their deaths.

* On the plus side, this movie has Gene Hackman.  But on the negative side, they’ve got him doing this fake Polish accent.

* If I’m going to go into my historical nitpicking mode, the opening narration claims that the invasion of Normandy was the turning point in the war, blatantly ignoring that Hitler’s armies had already lost in Russia before the British-American landing ever took place.

The Review
          In an historical drama, the ending is seldom a surprise.  But so what?  The same is true of most formulaic genre stories.  A certain amount of suspense can still be created in the storytelling by creating the illusion that multiple outcomes are possible.
          This film has many faults, but its principle failing is that it installs a sense of inevitability right from the beginning.  Initially, there is heavy foreshadowing that the plan will fail.  And then we watch 3 hours of one thing going disastrously wrong after another, before the film finally ends up exactly where we thought it would.

3 out of 10.  (I’m somewhat fond of this film for the positive reasons listed above, but I can’t in good consciousness give it anymore than a 3 because of all the negatives.)

Links

A Bridge Too Far: Movie Review

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Badlands


Why I Saw This Movie:
          This is the kind of artistic movie I would never ordinarily watch if left to myself, but my friend the cinephile invited me over to watch it one afternoon.

Movie Review
          I had a hard time figuring out what to make of this movie.  At first, it seemed like a commentary on the poor decisions of teenagers in love. But as the movie progressed, it became clear the main characters were psychopaths, and that the movie had little generalizability to the broader human condition.  Which made me wonder what the point of the whole thing was.  Also the pace was too slow for me.
            Internet research reveals the movie was based of the real life case of Charles Starkweather (W), and this knowledge makes me appreciate it slightly more. Still, though…

Other Things I’d Talk About If I Wasn’t Limiting Myself to 100 Words
* I’d repeat some of the stuff that my friend the Cinephile told me about this film’s social and cultural impact, but then say that for all that, I still didn’t really dig this film.

Links
Since I clearly didn’t get this film, I might as well link to some people who did.  Roger Ebert’s 4 star appraisal here.  And the AVclub’s take here and here.


3 out of 10 stars (Since people who are more intelligent than me rate this film much higher, I should make the disclaimer that this is a subjective rating reflecting my personal impressions, and not an attempt to objectively determine this film’s value.)

Link of the Day
Noam Chomsky - Rightward Shift of US Politics

Badlands: Movie Review

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Catching Fire


Why I Saw This Movie:
            A group of friends invited me out to the cinema with them.

The Review
            The first movie was a retread of Battle Royale.  This film, initially, promised to go in a different and more interesting direction.  But then, one-third of the way through, it suddenly just started repeating the plot from the first movie.
            If The Hunger Games was a retread of Battle Royale, then Catching Fire is a retread of The Hunger Games.  And by this point the principle of diminishing returns is really beginning to set in.
            On the plus side, it’s got a very talented cast and very slick production values, which make it watchable.

Other Thing I Would Talk About If I Wasn’t Limiting Myself to 100 Words
* All the plot holes


3 out of 10 Stars (No points for originality, but at least it’s mildly entertaining.)

Link of the Day
Noam Chomsky at Clark University - Part 1 of 2 - September 28, 1994

Sunday, December 15, 2013

The Iron Lady

(Movie Review)

There are really two different movies: one is the story of the political career of one of the most important figures of the 20th Century.  The other is the story of Margaret Thatcher going senile near the end of her life.  I was very interested in the former story, but not in the latter.  The filmmakers, however, were primarily interested in the latter story, and only told the former in brief flashbacks.  As a result, I learned nothing new.  Even so, there's probably a good 30 minute short feature buried inside this 104 minute film.
Rating: 3 out of 10 Stars

Link of the Day
Noam Chomsky on "Capitalism, Property, Technology, Government and the Social Order" (1997)
and from Salon.com Wikileaks reveals failed plans to suppress anti-Keystone activists