Sunday, August 05, 2018

The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them by Robert Southey (1799): Poems ESL Listening

(TESOL Worksheets--Poems ESL Listening)
Transcript: drivedocspub, homework: docs, pub
Video HERE





When I was doing this project 3 years ago, I wanted to do "You are Old Father William" by Lewis Carroll, but I thought it would be funnier if the students knew what he was parodying.  So I did the boring version first.  (One of the running gags in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, from which this poem is from, is that characters keep trying to remember classic poems, but mangle them terribly.)  I'll do "You are Old Father William" as the follow-up.

The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them by Robert Southey (1799): poems

Video: https://youtu.be/dbCl_T7CaIU


"You are old, father William," the young man cried,

"The few locks which are left you are grey;

You are hale, father William, a hearty old man;

Now tell me the reason, I pray."


"In the days of my youth," father William replied,

"I remembered that youth would fly fast,

And abused not my health and my vigour at first,

That I never might need them at last."


"You are old, father William," the young man cried,

"And pleasures with youth pass away.

And yet you lament not the days that are gone;

Now tell me the reason, I pray."


"In the days of my youth," father William replied,

"I remembered that youth could not last;

I thought of the future, whatever I did,

That I never might grieve for the past."


"You are old, father William," the young man cried,

"And life must be hastening away;

You are cheerful and love to converse upon death;

Now tell me the reason, I pray."


"I am cheerful, young man," father William replied,

"Let the cause thy attention engage;

In the days of my youth I remembered my God!

And He hath not forgotten my age."


You Are Old, Father William by Lewis Carroll 1865 

(This is a parody of The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them by Robert Southey.  How does the author make fun of the original poem?) 

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"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head-
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
"I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."

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"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back somersault in at the door-
Pray, what is the reason of that?"

"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
"I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment-one shilling the box-
Allow me to sell you a couple?"

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"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak--
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"

"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life."'

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"You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose
That your eye was steady as ever;
Yet, you balanced an eel on the end of your nose-
What made you so awfully clever?"

"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
Said his father. "Don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!" 

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