Friday, August 15, 2003

Tacky by Weird Al Yankovic (TESOL Songsheet)

(TESOL Songsheet)

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Tacky by Weird Al Yankovic (2014)
comic sans, constantly, crocs, date, deceased. display, DMV, fat, free, had, least, me, pants, pay, plaid, plate, socks, that,  too, too, too, you, you


It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with _______________
I instagram every meal I've _______________
All my used liquor bottles are on _______________
We can go to see a show but I'll make you _______________

(because I'm tacky)
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Never let you forget some favor I did for _______________
(because I'm tacky)
If you're okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, _______________

I meet some chick, ask her this and _______________
Like 'Are you pregnant girl, or just really _______________?' (what?)
Well, now I'm dropping names almost _______________
That's what Kanye West keeps telling _______________, here's why

(because I'm tacky)
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Got my new resume it's printed in _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp_______________
(because I'm tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, _______________

Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I never know why
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said

(because I'm tacky)
43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Practice my twerking moves in line at the _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're _______________
(because I'm tacky)
I get drunk at the bank
, and take off my shirt, at _______________
(because I'm tacky)
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the _______________
(because I'm tacky)
If I'm bit by a zombie, I'm probably not telling _______________
(because I'm tacky)
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, _______________





Answers:


It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with plaid
I instagram every meal I've
had
All my used liquor bottles are on
display
We can go to see a show but I'll make you
pay

(because I'm tacky)
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my
socks
(because I'm tacky)
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined
crocs
(because I'm tacky)
Never let you forget some favor I did for
you
(because I'm tacky)
If you're okay with that, then, you might just be tacky,
too

I meet some chick, ask her this and
that
Like 'Are you pregnant girl, or just really
fat?' (what?)
Well, now I'm dropping names almost
constantly
That's what Kanye West keeps telling
me, here's why

(because I'm tacky)
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange
pants
(because I'm tacky)
Got my new resume it's printed in
Comic Sans
(because I'm tacky)
Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp
review
(because I'm tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky,
too

Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I never know why
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said

(because I'm tacky)
43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license
plate
(because I'm tacky)
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a
date
(because I'm tacky)
Practice my twerking moves in line at the
DMV
(because I'm tacky)
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're
free
(because I'm tacky)
I get drunk at the bank
, and take off my shirt, at least
(because I'm tacky)
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the
deceased
(because I'm tacky)
If I'm bit by a zombie, I'm probably not telling
you
(because I'm tacky)
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky,
too    

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