All the Worlds in the English Language by The Animaniacs (TESOL Songsheet)

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All the Worlds in the English Language by The Animaniacs (1995)

action, adored, afraid, lie, limousine, lover, Zaire, zebra, zombie

And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the English language!

Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating

Abandon, abase and abreast

Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion

Abbreviate, abbey, abscessed.

Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion

Abash and abrupt and abride

Abscond and absentia, absent, abstentia

Abdomen, ably, abide.

Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent

Absorbent, abstention, abstraction

Absurd and abundant, abusive, abutment

Acacia, academy, __________________.

Accede and accost and accept and across

And accompany, acre, accord

Accomplish, account and accrue and amount

Acrimonious, active, __________________.

Adrenaline, adulate, adder and advocate

Advertise, adverse, abrade

Advice, adversarial, advent and aerial

Affluent, after, __________________.

Well, there it is: Yakko Warner now well under way in singing all the words in the English language. I'm Dot Warner.  With me is Dick Button. Dick, a good start?

Oh, yes, Dot—a marvellous start to what is a difficult, difficult routine.

Stay tuned, and we'll be back to bring you the whole thing.

Level and levity, lewd and longevity

Libel, libation, Lanai

Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate

Liberty, levy and __________________.

Welcome back. Yakko's now at the L's as he tries to sing all the words in the English language. A slight mistake at the F's—here's what it looked like:

Facial and faction and fractal and fraction

And fraudulent, fragrant, frappé

Frankincense, frankinship frankinsish shoot!

Yada yada flambé!

Now, that mistake could have proved costly for Yakko, but he recovered beautifully.

Now let's watch as Yakko continues with the L's.

Libation and libertine, limited, __________________.  

Limpid and limbo and lime

Lima and lipid and literature, liquid

And listing and liter and line.

There's lobby and loading and loathsome and loaning

And logo and then locomotion

There's lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy

Logic and loosen and lotion.

Lozenge and lubber and lucky and __________________

And lullaby, lumber and Luke

Luster and luscious and lunatic, lustrous

And lurking and lunar and lute.

Yakko's now about halfway through all the words in the English language. Dick Button and I will be back with more.

Zachary, Zanzibar, zappy and zamindar

Zillion and ZIP code and Zen

Zany and zoning and zeal and zirconium

Zodiac, __________________, zayin.

Yakko Warner, now moments away from having sung all the words in the English language. Dick Button, is he going to make it?

If it was anyone else, I'd say no, but he's young, he's resilient; we'll just have to see.

Zigging and zagging and zealous and __________________.  

And zenith and zap and zaffer

Zeppelin and zipper and zephyr and zither

Then zinc and zombini

And zoo and zucchini

And Zulu and Zorro

Then zit and Zamora

And zero and zoom and…ugh!

Guess not…

Wait!   _________________! 

He did it! Yakko Warner has just sung all the words in the English language!

Hey, congratulations, Yakko.

Thanks, Dick.

Join us next time, when Yakko Warner will sing all of the numbers above zero. Goodnight.

Answers:

And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the English language!

Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating

Abandon, abase and abreast

Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion

Abbreviate, abbey, abscessed.

Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion

Abash and abrupt and abride

Abscond and absentia, absent, abstentia

Abdomen, ably, abide.

Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent

Absorbent, abstention, abstraction

Absurd and abundant, abusive, abutment

Acacia, academy, action.

Accede and accost and accept and across

And accompany, acre, accord

Accomplish, account and accrue and amount

Acrimonious, active, adored.

Adrenaline, adulate, adder and advocate

Advertise, adverse, abrade

Advice, adversarial, advent and aerial

Affluent, after, afraid.

Well, there it is: Yakko Warner now well under way in singing all the words in the English language. I'm Dot Warner.  With me is Dick Button. Dick, a good start?

Oh, yes, Dot—a marvellous start to what is a difficult, difficult routine.

Stay tuned, and we'll be back to bring you the whole thing.

Level and levity, lewd and longevity

Libel, libation, Lanai

Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate

Liberty, levy and lie.

Welcome back. Yakko's now at the L's as he tries to sing all the words in the English language. A slight mistake at the F's—here's what it looked like:

Facial and faction and fractal and fraction

And fraudulent, fragrant, frappé

Frankincense, frankinship frankinsish shoot!

Yada yada flambé!

Now, that mistake could have proved costly for Yakko, but he recovered beautifully.

Now let's watch as Yakko continues with the L's.

Libation and libertine, limited, limousine

Limpid and limbo and lime

Lima and lipid and literature, liquid

And listing and liter and line.

There's lobby and loading and loathsome and loaning

And logo and then locomotion

There's lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy

Logic and loosen and lotion.

Lozenge and lubber and lucky and lover

And lullaby, lumber and Luke

Luster and luscious and lunatic, lustrous

And lurking and lunar and lute.

Yakko's now about halfway through all the words in the English language. Dick Button and I will be back with more.

Zachary, Zanzibar, zappy and zamindar

Zillion and ZIP code and Zen

Zany and zoning and zeal and zirconium

Zodiac, zombie, zayin.

Yakko Warner, now moments away from having sung all the words in the English language. Dick Button, is he going to make it?

If it was anyone else, I'd say no, but he's young, he's resilient; we'll just have to see.

Zigging and zagging and zealous and zebra

And zenith and zap and zaffer

Zeppelin and zipper and zephyr and zither

Then zinc and zombini

And zoo and zucchini

And Zulu and Zorro

Then zit and Zamora

And zero and zoom and…ugh!

Guess not…

Wait!  Zaire! 

He did it! Yakko Warner has just sung all the words in the English language!

Hey, congratulations, Yakko.

Thanks, Dick.

Join us next time, when Yakko Warner will sing all of the numbers above zero. Goodnight.

U.N. Me by The Animaniacs (TESOL Songsheet)

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U.N. Me by The Animaniacs (1995)

assembly, cafeteria, cares, checks, first, fix, fun, goals, grudge, Japan, meet, plan, rare, spill

U.N. me

We had a bag of ____________

Down by the East Riverside

The United Nations there

Drives away a fellow's ____________

One hundred-eighty three countries ____________

Down by the East Riverside

New York, off 42nd Street.

See foreign states

With a ____________

Down by the East Riverside

United Nations tries to ____________

Wars, famine, and oil slicks

Boutros Boutros-Ghali-gee

Down by the East Riverside

Leads the General ____________.

The gift shop will take traveler's ____________

Down by the East Riverside

German tourists were not ____________

Buying T-shirts and flatware

Ate pastries from Liberia

Down by the East Riverside

At the U.N. ____________.

Took a tour with some Dutch

Down by the East Riverside

We had a guide from ____________

Who had a decent pension ____________

Some costly artwork from Brazil

Down by the East Riverside

On which my soda I did ____________.

U.N. me, we had a bag of fun

Down by the East Riverside

Saw flags on shiny poles

From lands with lofty ____________

We'll beat our swords into liverwurst

Down by the East Riverside

But no one wants to be the ____________.

But then, I guess it could be worse

We could still sing one more verse

U.N. me! 

Answers:

U.N. me

We had a bag of fun

Down by the East Riverside

The United Nations there

Drives away a fellow's cares

One hundred-eighty three countries meet

Down by the East Riverside

New York, off 42nd Street.

See foreign states

With a grudge

Down by the East Riverside

United Nations tries to fix

Wars, famine, and oil slicks

Boutros Boutros-Ghali-gee

Down by the East Riverside

Leads the General Assembly.

The gift shop will take traveler's checks

Down by the East Riverside

German tourists were not rare

Buying T-shirts and flatware

Ate pastries from Liberia

Down by the East Riverside

At the U.N. cafeteria.

Took a tour with some Dutch

Down by the East Riverside

We had a guide from Japan

Who had a decent pension plan

Some costly artwork from Brazil

Down by the East Riverside

On which my soda I did spill.

U.N. me, we had a bag of fun

Down by the East Riverside

Saw flags on shiny poles

From lands with lofty goals

We'll beat our swords into liverwurst

Down by the East Riverside

But no one wants to be the first.

But then, I guess it could be worse

We could still sing one more verse

U.N. me!

Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers (TESOL Songsheet)

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Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers

away, danger, day, day, find, lips, makes, mind, say, slip, stranger, takes

There's a man who leads a life of __________
To everyone he meets he stays a __________
With every move he __________
Another chance he __________
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you __________
A pretty face can hide an evil __________
Oh, be careful what you __________
Or you'll give yourself __________
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Swinging on the Riviera one __________
And then laying in a Bombay alley next __________
Oh, don't you let the wrong words __________
While kissing persuasive __________
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Answers

There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Oh, be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Swinging on the Riviera one day
And then laying in a Bombay alley next day
Oh, don't you let the wrong words slip
While kissing persuasive lips
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Word Crimes by Weird Al Yankovic (TESOL Songsheet)

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Word Crimes by Weird Al Yankovic (2014) lyrics

apparent, breather, care, class, clown, coincidence, comma, conjugate, contraction, contraction, crimes, dangling deal, definitions, difference, distinguish, down, drama, drool, due, e-mail, emphasis, English, errant, espresso, fewer, find, grammar, grammar, hire, incoherent, less, linguist, literal, little, mangling, mission, moron, nomenclature, notes, number, online, pool, possessive, prepositions, proofreader, pronoun, school, sewer, skull, spellchecker, stammer, tell, too, way, well, you

Everybody shut up, WOO!

Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey

If you can't write in the proper _____________

If you don't know how to _____________

Maybe you flunked that _____________

And maybe now you _____________

That people mock you _____________

Okay, now here's the _____________

I'll try to educate ya

Gonna familiarize you with the _____________

You'll learn the _____________

Of nouns and _____________

Literacy's your _____________

And that's why I think it's a

Good time

To learn some _____________

Now, did I _____________

Work on that _____________

You should know when It's less or it's _____________

Like people who were never raised in a _____________

I hate these word _____________

Like I could care _____________

That means you do _____________

At least a _____________

Don't be a _____________

You'd better slow _____________

And use the right _____________

Show the world you're no _____________

Everybody wise up!

Say you got an "I","T" followed by apostrophe, "s"

Now what does that mean?

You would not use "it's" in this case

As a _____________

It's a _____________

What's a _____________?

Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words By the omission of a sound or letter

Okay, now here's some _____________

Syntax you're always _____________

No x in _____________

Your participle's _____________

But I don't want your _____________

If you really wanna

Leave out that Oxford _____________

Just keep in mind

That "be", "see", "are", "you" Are words, not letters Get it together

Use your _____________

You should never write words using _____________

Unless you're seven

Or your name is Prince

I hate these word crimes

You really need a

Full time _____________

You dumb mouth-_____________

Well, you should _____________

Some cunning _____________

To help you _____________

What is proper _____________

One thing I ask of _____________

Time to learn your homophones is past _____________

Learn to diagram a sentence _____________

Always say "to whom"

Don't ever say "to who"

And listen up when I tell you this

I hope you never use quotation marks for _____________

You finished second grade

I hope you can _____________

If you're doing good or doing _____________

About better figure out the _____________

Irony is not _____________

And I thought that you'd gotten it through your _____________

What's figurative and what's _____________

Oh but, just now, you said

You literally couldn't get out of bed

That really makes me want to literally

Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head

I read your _____________

It's quite_____________

Your grammar's _____________

You're _____________

Saw your blog post

It's really fantastic

That was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)

'Cause you write like a spastic

I hate these Word Crimes

Your prose is dopey

Think you should only

Write in emoji

Oh, you're a lost cause

Go back to pre-_____________

Get out of the gene _____________

Try your best to not _____________

Never mind I give up Really now I give up Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Go Away!

Answers

Everybody shut up, WOO!

Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey

If you can't write in the proper way

If you don't know how to conjugate

Maybe you flunked that class

And maybe now you find

That people mock you online

Okay, now here's the deal

I'll try to educate ya

Gonna familiarize you with the nomenclature

You'll learn the definitions

Of nouns and prepositions

Literacy's your mission

And that's why I think it's a

Good time

To learn some grammar

Now, did I stammer

Work on that grammar

You should know when It's less or it's fewer

Like people who were never raised in a sewer

I hate these word crimes

Like I could care less

That means you do care

At least a little

Don't be a moron

You'd better slow down

And use the right pronoun

Show the world you're no clown

Everybody wise up!

Say you got an "I","T" followed by apostrophe, "s"

Now what does that mean?

You would not use "it's" in this case

As a possessive

It's a contraction

What's a contraction?

Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words By the omission of a sound or letter

Okay, now here's some notes

Syntax you're always mangling

No x in espresso

Your participle's dangling

But I don't want your drama

If you really wanna

Leave out that Oxford comma

Just keep in mind

That "be", "see", "are", "you"

Are words, not letters

Get it together

Use your spellchecker

You should never write words using numbers

Unless you're seven

Or your name is Prince

I hate these word crimes

You really need a

Full time proofreader

You dumb mouth-breather

Well, you should hire

Some cunning linguist

To help you distinguish

What is proper English

One thing I ask of you

Time to learn your homophones is past due

Learn to diagram a sentence too

Always say "to whom"

Don't ever say "to who"

And listen up when I tell you this

I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis

You finished second grade

I hope you can tell

If you're doing good or doing well

About better figure out the difference

Irony is not coincidence

And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull

What's figurative and what's literal

Oh but, just now, you said

You literally couldn't get out of bed

That really makes me want to literally

Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head

I read your e-mail

It's quite apparent

Your grammar's errant

You're incoherent

Saw your blog post

It's really fantastic

That was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)

'Cause you write like a spastic

I hate these Word Crimes

Your prose is dopey

Think you should only

Write in emoji

Oh, you're a lost cause

Go back to pre-school

Get out of the gene pool

Try your best to not drool

Never mind I give up Really now I give up Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Go Away!