Star Wars Rogue One

(Movie Review)

Negatives
* It's a prequel.  And I hate prequels as a general matter of principle.

* Related to the above  point, there was no reason for this movie to exist.  All we needed to know for the first Star Wars is that the plans had been stolen.  No one needed to know exactly how they had been stolen.

* The music was a bit off.  Ideally every Star Wars movie would be scored by John Williams, but if that's not possible, then it would be better to just get a different sound track altogether.  What they do instead--have the first few notes be reminiscent of John Williams, and then pitter off into a flat and uninspired ending--is just annoying.  It makes you think you're going to hear the classic score, only to find out that your ears have just been teased for nothing.

* Although a mostly engaging story, the narrative momentum flagged a bit in the middle.

* I know the whole raison d'etre of the Imperial Stormtroopers is just to get killed really easily by the good guys, but there were scenes in this movie which were pushing things just a little bit too much.

Positives
* Awesome acting and directing

* A spectacular cast.  Jyn Erso (Felicity Jones) and  Cassian Andor (Diego Luna) were just really really cool.

* The atmosphere in this movie was just really cool.  They did a perfect job of creating a dark and gritty future.  Everything from the over-crowded trading posts, to the scenes on the rainy planet, were just perfect for the atmosphere.

* Some awesome action sequences.

The Review
Put aside, for the moment, the fact that this film did not need to exist.  (We all could have lived full lives and never known how exactly the plans had been stolen.)  This is the best possible movie we could have gotten from this scenario.  The acting was wonderful, the characters were really cool, the action scenes were great, and it was all told with a great sense of atmosphere.  Dare I say it--this is quite possibly the best Star Wars film since the original!
It does, however, lag a bit in the middle.  I think these guys are correct that this movie had ambitions to be "James Bond in Outer Space" by constantly switching from one exotic location to another, but the constant switching in locations makes it difficult to feel like the narrative is building.  Instead, it feels like a bunch of mini-climaxes on different planets until we get to our final big battle.

Rating
9 out of 10 Stars.  (In the video review I give it 10 stars, but after the camera turned off, I've since talked myself down to 9.  For all the reasons listed above in the negative section.)  It's a movie severely limited by it's framework, but given the framework that the movie had to work with, I think it does the best possible job that could be expected.

Links
For my other Star Wars reviews, see The Force Awakens, and Revenge of the Sith.

External Links
Why Prequels are the Worst by Amy Woosley
Also:
Steve Donoghue was once writing about a complete separate Star Wars property, but I think his line from this book review nicely sums up the problem of all of the prequel films in the Star Wars universe:

Unlike in Star Trek, where Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise can simply have an adventure on some weird planet and then call it a day, or Doctor Who, where the Doctor (any Doctor) can pop into his TARDIS, visit a moment of time in crisis, save the day, then pop back into his TARDIS and disappear, every Star Wars story is a separate single line from William Shirer’s The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich

Video Review

Here, and embedded below:



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