Tacky by Weird Al Yankovic (TESOL Songsheet)

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Tacky by Weird Al Yankovic (2014)

comic sans, constantly, crocs, date, deceased. display, DMV, fat, free, had, least, me, pants, pay, plaid, plate, socks, that,  too, too, too, you, you

It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with _______________
I instagram every meal I've _______________
All my used liquor bottles are on _______________
We can go to see a show but I'll make you _______________

(because I'm tacky)
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Never let you forget some favor I did for _______________
(because I'm tacky)
If you're okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, _______________

I meet some chick, ask her this and _______________
Like 'Are you pregnant girl, or just really _______________?' (what?)
Well, now I'm dropping names almost _______________
That's what Kanye West keeps telling _______________, here's why

(because I'm tacky)
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Got my new resume it's printed in _______________

(because I'm tacky)
Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp_______________
(because I'm tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, _______________

Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I never know why
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said

(because I'm tacky)
43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Practice my twerking moves in line at the _______________
(because I'm tacky)
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're _______________
(because I'm tacky)
I get drunk at the bank, and take off my shirt, at _______________
(because I'm tacky)
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the _______________
(because I'm tacky)
If I'm bit by a zombie, I'm probably not telling _______________
(because I'm tacky)
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, _______________

Answers:

It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with plaid
I instagram every meal I've had
All my used liquor bottles are on display
We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay

(because I'm tacky)
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
(because I'm tacky)
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined crocs
(because I'm tacky)
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
(because I'm tacky)
If you're okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, too

I meet some chick, ask her this and that
Like 'Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?' (what?)
Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly
That's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why

(because I'm tacky)
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
(because I'm tacky)
Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans
(because I'm tacky)
Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
(because I'm tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too

Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I never know why
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said

(because I'm tacky)
43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate
(because I'm tacky)
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
(because I'm tacky)
Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
(because I'm tacky)
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free
(because I'm tacky)
I get drunk at the bank, and take off my shirt, at least
(because I'm tacky)
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
(because I'm tacky)
If I'm bit by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you
(because I'm tacky)
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too